Poor Warwick Davis. After being cast to play the Ewok Wicket in Return of the Jedi at a very young age, the talented “little person” actor just couldn’t get much of a…
To fans and detractors alike, the Bloodrayne film trilogy is most indicative of infamous director Uwe Boll’s talent (or lack thereof). The first Bloodrayne - an adaptation of a…
Happy Valentine's Day! 2009’s My Bloody Valentine 3D is notable for being one of the first theatrical films to try to bring back 3D shortly before it became a short-lived…
One of my favorite theatrical experiences was watching 2007’s In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale in a packed theater on opening night. The crowd – mostly consisting of…
With a new and incredible-looking Mad Max film just around the corner, now is a good time to reflect on the greatest cinematic depictions of the world after society just…
1980’s New Year’s Evil is without a doubt the most bizarre holiday-themed slasher flick I have seen yet. It’s a grimy little piece of “punksploitation” that is clearly from an…
Just as Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer pierced through a veil of fog to help Santa Claus deliver joy to children, 1987’s Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 slashed its way through countless…
1984’s Silent Night, Deadly Night is an odd film to dissect. Released six years after Halloween, it’s an obvious attempt to cash in on the success of John Carpenter’s seminal classic. The gimmick…
Let’s talk about bad movies. Generally speaking, I love ‘em, but it takes a lot more than simply being “bad” for me to enjoy poor filmmaking. That’s where things get…
Last week, we took a look at Godzilla's 8-bit adventures, which ended with the tragically misguided Godzilla 2: War of the Monsters. While things didn't immediately turn around quality-wise after that tactical…