Tagged: 151 proof movies

Elixir Mixer: The Smurf

Elixir Mixer: The Smurf

Welcome dear sorcerer. Down on your luck? In need of some gold? Whoa there. Put your robe back on! I was offering a more permanent solution. And by solution I mean potion and by...

Elixir Mixer: Liquid Nerd

Elixir Mixer: Liquid Nerd

Welcome dear adventur– Holy frog-licking mountain pigeons! What’s that there growing out of your shoulder nubbules?! Ohhh, it’s just your feeble little arms. You can’t except to fight any monsters with those flaccid spaghetti...

Elixir Mixer: A-Bomb

Elixir Mixer: A-Bomb

Welcome dear adventurer. Off to fight the deadly hippopotamoose of Lubrication Hill are ye? The hell you aren’t with that flimsy splinter of metal you call a sword. Old Pottamoose would use it as...

Elixir Mixer: Nerd Cocktail

Elixir Mixer: Nerd Cocktail

Welcome dear adventurer, you’re looking worse for wear. All those random battles got you down? Only a couple hearts left? (Yah freak of nature.) Can’t be expected to defeat the next boss in that...