Posts by Review Bot 3000

Welcome dear adventurer.  Off to reign in the sadistic Santa Claws for the one day of the year he forgoes eating credulous children who perch their posterior on his loathsome…

Welcome dear wizard in training.  I couldn't help but notice you mulling over the polyjuice potion in your spell book as you brood over your brew.  And what is this…

Welcome dear sorcerer. Down on your luck? In need of some gold? Whoa there. Put your robe back on! I was offering a more permanent solution. And by solution I…

Welcome dear adventur-- Holy frog-licking mountain pigeons! What's that there growing out of your shoulder nubbules?! Ohhh, it's just your feeble little arms. You can't except to fight any monsters…

Welcome dear adventurer. Off to fight the deadly hippopotamoose of Lubrication Hill are ye? The hell you aren't with that flimsy splinter of metal you call a sword. Old Pottamoose…

Welcome dear adventurer, you're looking worse for wear. All those random battles got you down? Only a couple hearts left? (Yah freak of nature.) Can't be expected to defeat the…