Another year has come and gone, and like always, it is time to reflect. While I will admit I didn’t get a chance to play every game this year, these represent the 7 best new games of 2014 (aka my Games of the Year)I got to play. And the list started off as normal, but wanted to have a bit of fun with it so I dressed it up with poor haikus! Enjoy.
7. Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker
Brave Toads and Treasures Ready for Adventure, Go! Golden Stars Galore6. Mario Kart 8
I wanna go fast But red shell, blue shell, fuck you That’s Mario Kart5. Titanfall
Racing up the walls Gunning down your foes, it’s time Titan is Ready
4. Bayonetta 2
Battles with angels Surfing through falling buildings Witch-Time activate
3. Shovel Knight
His poor Shield Knight lost Shovel in hand – dig, jump, crush A mighty Knight’s tale
2. Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
Frozen bananas An angry ape and his friends Pirate Penguins flee
1. Hyrule Warriors
Slicing through the horde The Heroes of Time Allied Evil’s bane once more
there all nintdork games ur so biassed this article sux lol