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Earl's Top 7 Games of 2014 – Nerds on the Rocks

Earl’s Top 7 Games of 2014

Another year has come and gone, and like always, it is time to reflect. While I will admit I didn’t get a chance to play every game this year, these represent the 7 best new games of 2014 (aka my Games of the Year)I got to play. And the list started off as normal, but wanted to have a bit of fun with it so I dressed it up with poor haikus! Enjoy.

7. Captain Toad: Treasure Tracker

 Brave Toads and Treasures
Ready for Adventure, Go!
Golden Stars Galore

6. Mario Kart 8

I wanna go fast
But red shell, blue shell, fuck you
That’s Mario Kart

5. Titanfall

Racing up the walls
Gunning down your foes, it’s time
Titan is Ready

 

4. Bayonetta 2

Battles with angels
Surfing through falling buildings
Witch-Time activate

 

3. Shovel Knight

His poor Shield Knight lost
Shovel in hand – dig, jump, crush
A mighty Knight’s tale

 

2. Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze

Frozen bananas
An angry ape and his friends
Pirate Penguins flee

 

1. Hyrule Warriors

Slicing through the horde
The Heroes of Time Allied
Evil’s bane once more

Earl Rufus

The owner of this little chunk of the internet. Enjoys having a good time and being rather snarky!

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1 Response

  1. Xantar says:

    there all nintdork games ur so biassed this article sux lol

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