Bar Banter: Vampires

You’ve seen guides on this site to survive Zombie attacks. We’ve prepped you in case of a Comic Book Crisis. We even offered advice on the impending Robot Take-Over, but one thing we are always asked here is what about- Vampires? We’ve thought long and hard about this and have come up with the following guide.


Those idiots fucking sparkle in the daylight, what the hell do you need a guide for? Your biggest fear is dying from laughter!


Fucking vampires suck, and not blood this time.

Earl Rufus

The owner of this little chunk of the internet. Enjoys having a good time and being rather snarky!

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