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Bar Banter: Vampires – Nerds on the Rocks

Bar Banter: Vampires

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You’ve seen guides on this site to survive Zombie attacks. We’ve prepped you in case of a Comic Book Crisis. We even offered advice on the impending Robot Take-Over, but one thing we are always asked here is what about- Vampires? We’ve thought long and hard about this and have come up with the following guide.

Hahahahahahaha

Those idiots fucking sparkle in the daylight, what the hell do you need a guide for? Your biggest fear is dying from laughter!

Hahahahahahahaa

Fucking vampires suck, and not blood this time.

Earl Rufus

The owner of this little chunk of the internet. Enjoys having a good time and being rather snarky!

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