Bar Banter: Vampires

You’ve seen guides on this site to survive Zombie attacks. We’ve prepped you in case of a Comic Book Crisis. We even offered advice on the impending Robot Take-Over, but one thing we are always asked here is what about- Vampires? We’ve thought long and hard about this and have come up with the following guide.

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Those idiots fucking sparkle in the daylight, what the hell do you need a guide for? Your biggest fear is dying from laughter!

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Fucking vampires suck, and not blood this time.

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Earl Rufus

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