You’ve seen guides on this site to survive Zombie attacks. We’ve prepped you in case of a Comic Book Crisis. We even offered advice on the impending Robot Take-Over, but one thing we are always asked here is what about- Vampires? We’ve thought long and hard about this and have come up with the following guide.
Those idiots fucking sparkle in the daylight, what the hell do you need a guide for? Your biggest fear is dying from laughter!
Fucking vampires suck, and not blood this time.