Zombie Survival Guide: Tip 1

At this point, we could all agree that a Zombie Apocalypse is coming. Its not a matter of if, but more when so here at Nerds on the Rocks, we want to offer you the most compelling Survival Guide for when the unfortunate event does take place.

At this point, most conventional wisdom would tell you when traveling during a Zombie invasion, you want to make no real human connections. People slow you down.

Now this is true, but people also slow zombies down. This may sound cold, but if you are being chased by a dozen undead killers, you may need a body or two to throw at them so that you have a better chance of getting away.

So Zombie Survival Tip 1: Travel in a group of people you can outrun.

Thank you and come back soon for more Zombie Survival Tips from the Nerds.

Earl Rufus

The owner of this little chunk of the internet. Enjoys having a good time and being rather snarky!

4 Responses

  1. Derek says:

    I’m gonna rely solely on you guys to keep me informed as to when the apocalypse is going to take place. So don’t let me down.

  2. laidbackilla says:

    Don’t forget to grab a weapon that doesn’t need to be reloaded such as a machete, sladge hammer or baseball bat. lol.

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