Special Service: Video Game Backlogger

Tired of staring at a pile of unopened and unfinished games?

Feel bad every time you buy the latest blockbuster title and it sits atop an ever-growing pile of unplayed titles?

Wish there was a way for you to clear off your backlog while continuing to enjoy your current favorite blockbuster?

Then you are in luck! Nerds on the Rocks is proud to introduce the very first Video Game Backlogger position.

For a low, low price, one of our esteemed gamers will come to your house and play through all of those games you just can’t seem to find the time for.

But how does this help you, you may be asking yourself? Your personal backlogger will grant you daily recaps of the events of the day, video showing you the progress you made and key talking points to know what to say to your friends and on the internet. We will even cater your backlogger to your personal taste so they can give you a rough estimate as to how much you enjoyed the game through proxy!

How does this all sound? Terrific? Amazing? Awesome!

Sign up now, and start seeing that mountains of games disappear!


Earl Rufus

The owner of this little chunk of the internet. Enjoys having a good time and being rather snarky!

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