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Special Service: Fireworks – Nerds on the Rocks

Special Service: Fireworks

Ladies and gentlemen, you are about to witness perhaps what is Nerds on the Rocks’ most explosive and violate interview yet (if we excuse the fact that it is also the first!) As many know, this weekend is the big 4th of July celebration in the United States of America. And one of the most popular places to celebrate it in New York City is Coney Island.

Which is home to one of our biggest cultural events (sadly, I wish that part was kind of a joke), but this interview has nothing to do with the Hot Dog Eating contest.

No I got the first ever interview with the real stars of the 4th of July weekend. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, I got the first ever sit-down interview with the fireworks of the 4th of July.

So buckle down, this one is hot, hot, hot.

Me: First I would like to thank you all for agreeing to sit down with me, I know this is your busiest weekend of the year.

Fireworks: whiiiissssss

Me: I see so time is short so I won’t waste your time with the typical run of the mill questions. How did you first get into this business?

Fireworks: bert bert

Me: WOW! You don’t say? That long, that is rather impressive. And its been a family interview since then? Well glad to see everyone is so into it. Tell us about your experiences at Coney Island?

Fireworks: bert bert bert

Me: To be fair, that could happen to anyone! I’m sorry! I wasn’t around for that. Okay, okay, I get it, you are a bit upset. Calm down.

After that, well the interview quickly went south. This reporter fled the scene as amateur footage saw the aftermath of the fireworks’ vicious display of anger.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW3ENfBdykc&feature=related[/youtube]

So fair warning to all who enjoy fireworks this fourth of July, be extra careful, they may be out to get you.

And from us here at Nerds on the Rocks have a happy, safe and fun 4th of July.

Earl Rufus

The owner of this little chunk of the internet. Enjoys having a good time and being rather snarky!

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