Breaking News: PETF Forms
For nearly 25 years, mankind has sat back and watched as a group has been tormented and humiliated. We applauded as they were ripped from their homes, stuffed inside prisons with little to no air or food, and their homes destroyed. We championed any who would do this because it was for the greater good.
Today, it all ends!
No longer will this group go without a voice. No longer will they not have mankind’s backing for equality. Today, and forever more we will have their backs!
Who are we? We’re PETF!
PETF, you may ask yourself. Yes the People for the Ethical Treatment of Fairies.
We can no longer sit back while supposed “heroes” destroys the fairy population for his own selfish needs.
Is he saving a kingdom? Perhaps! But in doing so, he is also destroying lives of innocent bystanders. A group that hasn’t taken a side in the way between the forces of good and evil. Fairies do not believe in Hylian views.
So today, we say NO MORE BOTTLING! NO MORE CUTTING DOWN GRASS! AND NO MORE USING US TO RESURRECT YOURSELF!
Join PETF because its the right thing to do!
People for the Ethical Treatment of Fairies (PETF) is the largest fairies rights organization in the world, with more than 2 million members and supporters.
PETF focuses its attention on the four areas in which the largest numbers of fairies suffer the most intensely for the longest periods of time: on the fields of Hyrule, the room right before the final dungeon boss, open lake areas, and in the entertainment industry. We also work on a variety of other issues, including the cruel attacks on chickens.
PETF works through public education, cruelty investigations, research, animal rescue, legislation, special events, celebrity involvement, and protest campaigns.