151 Proof Movies: Saw & Saw II

[151 Proof Movies is Nerds on the Rockā€™s signature way of viewing some of cinemaā€™s most famous and infamous movies. We offer you some drinking rules to enhance the experience, and give you a ā€˜hangoverā€™ review after we test them out ourselves.]

After taking a week off, Ryan and Trent are back to drinking copious amounts of liquor while your regular 151PM participants take a well deserved break. This week, the two Canadians will be watching the first two Saw films. The Saw series is commonly known for creating the ā€œtorture pornā€ genre, but is there more to be found here? More importantly, can these flicks be improved by liquor?

Only one way to find out.

Saw:

1. Remember that time we did the thing? – Drink every time a flashback sequence occurs. Drink TWICE if the flashback has a plot twist included.

2. Fuck this shit! – ƂĀ Drink when anyone says ā€œI wanna play a game.ā€ or ā€œGame over.ā€ Also drink whenever the word game is mentioned in general.

3. MENSA would be proud – Drink whenever the captives make any progress (finding a key, figuring something out, etc.).

4. He doesnā€™t want us to cut through our chains… – Drink TWICE anyone uses a saw on anything.

5. The most fun Iā€™ve had without lubricant – ƂĀ Drink any time someone touches their chains, or is limited by their chains.

Saw II:

1. Pass me the Buckleyā€™s – Drink anytime someone coughs. Double your fun if they cough up some blood!

2. You canā€™t cure stupid – Have a drink any time antidotes are shown or mentioned.

3. Why donā€™t you shut the hell up?! – Drink every time Xavier is an asshole. Drink another time he he gets someone killed as a result.

4. I wanna play a game… – Drink every time Jigsaw provides instructions to someone. Drink an extra time if Billy is shown in the process.

5. Heā€™s a superfreak! – ƂĀ Drink when Eric Matthews or one of the Victims freak out.

Trent Seely

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  1. […] Saw has been seen by many as the generator of the Ć¢ā‚¬Ėœtorcher pornĆ¢ā‚¬ā„¢ genre, but you may be surprised to note that there isnĆ¢ā‚¬ā„¢t actually any real gore in the first entry. This can be attributed to two things: (1) Taco BellĆ¢ā‚¬ā„¢s commercials have a higher budget than Saw did, and (2) the film was supposed to be more of a creepy, suspenseful mystery than it was a bloody horror movie. Did this film live up to Ryan and TrentĆ¢ā‚¬ā„¢s expectations or would they be left sober and unsatisfied? See below! […]

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