151 Hangover Live: Exit Wounds Review
[After creating and then testing the drinking rules, Swan and Penguin recap their adventures with the movie. Offering their thoughts on the quality of the film itself, as well as how the drinking rules held up, and if worth using.]
This week, I wanted to try something a bit different. I’m not sure how well it will work or even read, but here it goes.
Swan and I do talk while watching this movies, and I figured instead of sitting on our thoughts for a few days to kind of write a more formal review, we would just share with you random thoughts that occur during the actual film. Some of these are pulled from our conversations while others are random tweets from our live-blogging of the film.
Swan: silly title crawl
(Referring to the Vice President giving a speech at the start of the film)
Penguin:is he gonna die?
Swan: which one
is that the dude from gremlins 2?
Penguin: VP but guess not
Swan: the VP is played by the CEO dude from gremlins 2
positive on that
Penguin: is this gonna be?
(Referring to the VP being tossed off a bridge by Seagal during a firefight)
Swan: does this count as an over the top action scene?
Penguin: yes
he killed a copter
Swan: hahaha
so 5
Penguin: first beer
(Referring to Seagal being suspended/fire for saving the VP but getting into a public firefight)
Swan: mine is almost done
…but he saved the guy
Penguin: action movie trope
Swan: fuck
1 shot (First DMX song)
Penguin:Ă‚Â
crap
right
he is so quiet
Swan: this whole movie is
ps if i remember correctly the spoken word rule wont have any effect in this movie
and yes that is tom arnold
Penguin:
oh?
then we can switch to brother
someone suggested it
I followed along
Swan: your call
could be wrong
i remembered him playing tom arnold
(Fight sequence outside of the Rage meeting)
Penguin:
yes
his delivery
no
this isn’t
Swan: at least one broke bone
Penguin: we don’t have kicks right?
Swan:
no
one broken bones
Penguin: is she the love interest?
Swan:
spoken word rule doesn’t apply to shots right?
Penguin:
no?
Swan:
i mean spoken word rule doesn’t apply to songs right?
Penguin
yup
Swan:
thank gosd
told you
FUCK
!
shot!
god damn it
Swan
i wish i had another bottle of whisky
i don’t know if i can do vodka shots
isn’t this only like a year difference?
(We use our judgement for certain rules. The same DMX song played at the end of a scene)
Penguin:
they don’t even count?
no
wait
Swan
same song?
Penguin
this same song
not gonna count it
he (DMX) already has more screen time than romeo must die
Swan:
yeah
romeo must die it was stupid he got 3rd billing
think he has 2nd billing
OH SHIT!
Penguin
that’s her
er
rosaro dawson?
Swan:
eva mendes
and i think anderson broke out the N
yeah!!! GAS AXE!
those are awesome
Penguin
of course he is
(At this point, not even sure what scenes we’re referring to… sorry!)
PenguinĂ‚Â
ok?
Swan
do we want to change it to Boyd?
black dynamite!
Penguin
d for over the top?
Swan
sure
did you know Black Dynamite also played Doomsday!?
Penguin
no
Swan
he did!
(Referring to Seagal just happen to be driving by all the hot crime spots two nights in a row)
PenguinĂ‚Â
he just happens to be everywhere, eh?
SwanĂ‚Â
yup
Penguin
still good
he’s crooked
SwanĂ‚Â
the white one?
PenguinĂ‚Â
yes
SwanĂ‚Â
the way this movie is played, everyone other than seagal is dirty
and this guy is gonna die
(Making a judgment call based on like 45 minutes of the movie)
Swan
think i hear a shot coming on
Penguin
feel like we should have drank for whenever they said dog haha
SwanĂ‚Â
new rule?
PenguinĂ‚Â
sure n word hasn’t been used
Swan
heard it once or twice
does that count as n word?
Penguin
that flip
nut shot
 (The first of MANY “twists”)
Penguin
called it
Swan
i cant call anything having seen most of this movie years ago
PenguinĂ‚Â
want a new nightmare?
SwanĂ‚Â
…
Penguin
Tom Arnold and Rob Schneider buddy cop
Swan
ahahahahahahha
which is the tough one
Penguin
should we know who he is?
Swan
its black dynamite
and the few scenes we have seen him in he has been a good dude
(Reveal of the “final” boss and major action sequence where Seagal is kidnapped)
PenguinĂ‚Â
heroine.. t-shirts?
why not just kill him?
Swan
frame job
think im on second beer still
Penguin
yup
 (Van scraps the top of another car)
PenguinĂ‚Â
why did that explode
SwanĂ‚Â
shhhhhh
PenguinĂ‚Â
weird transition
already night
wait
did he change out of his suit
what was the point f the dressing up scene
Swan
shhhh
you are clearly paying more attention than i am
Swan
we shoulsd have had an anthony anderson rule
Penguin
a double double cross
SwanĂ‚Â
yup
 (Talking about how slow the drinking has been)
Penguin
so opening scene finished one beer
hr later
almost done second
haha
Swan
our rules are basically fight centric
Penguin
but not these fights
haha
SwanĂ‚Â
ahahahaha
drink for that line
tim hortons
this guy is totally going to die
PenguinĂ‚Â
random wife appearance
Swan
yup
O SNAP!
(Climax. When all allegiances are put on the table)
PenguinĂ‚Â
sweet jeebsus, you were right
SwanĂ‚Â
BADASS!
DRINK
Penguin
for over the top deaths
come on
hooking a helicopter ladder to a random thing on the roof
and jacket?
SwanĂ‚Â
haha
weird….
(Referring to Anthony Anderson/Tom Arnold final scene)
PenguinĂ‚Â
yup
good thing no annoying sidekicks rule
SwanĂ‚Â
yeah