Category: Alcohol

Manvice: Installment 2

Manvice: Installment 2

Nobody cares about how much time you spent gelling your hair, chief. Nobody cares how many Tapout shirts you own, or how many times you pop your collar in a week. The correct number...

Bar Banter: Fast Food

Bar Banter: Fast Food

Watch out, World. Here comes your thighs, ass, lovehandles and fourth chin. It all started one greasy morning when one fat guy said to another “You know what would be great on top of...

151 Proof Movies: Street Fighter: The Movie

151 Proof Movies: Street Fighter: The Movie

Welcome to the latest feature here at Nerds on the Rocks. As any good neighborhood drunk, we like to play games to give an excuse for our blatant alcoholism. We also “enjoy” the occasional...

Elixir Mixer: Liquid Nerd

Elixir Mixer: Liquid Nerd

Welcome dear adventur– Holy frog-licking mountain pigeons! What’s that there growing out of your shoulder nubbules?! Ohhh, it’s just your feeble little arms. You can’t except to fight any monsters with those flaccid spaghetti...

Bar Banter: Vampires

Bar Banter: Vampires

You’ve seen guides on this site to survive Zombie attacks. We’ve prepped you in case of a Comic Book Crisis. We even offered advice on the impending Robot Take-Over, but one thing we are...

Elixir Mixer: A-Bomb

Elixir Mixer: A-Bomb

Welcome dear adventurer. Off to fight the deadly hippopotamoose of Lubrication Hill are ye? The hell you aren’t with that flimsy splinter of metal you call a sword. Old Pottamoose would use it as...