151 Hangover Live: Exit Wounds Review

[After creating and then testing the drinking rules, Swan and Penguin recap their adventures with the movie. Offering their thoughts on the quality of the film itself, as well as how the drinking rules held up, and if worth using.]

This week, I wanted to try something a bit different. I’m not sure how well it will work or even read, but here it goes.

Swan and I do talk while watching this movies, and I figured instead of sitting on our thoughts for a few days to kind of write a more formal review, we would just share with you random thoughts that occur during the actual film. Some of these are pulled from our conversations while others are random tweets from our live-blogging of the film.

Swan: silly title crawl

(Referring to the Vice President giving a speech at the start of the film)

Penguin:is he gonna die?

Swan: which one

is that the dude from gremlins 2?

Penguin: VP but guess not

Swan: the VP is played by the CEO dude from gremlins 2

positive on that

Penguin: is this gonna be?

(Referring to the VP being tossed off a bridge by Seagal during a firefight)

Swan: does this count as an over the top action scene?

Penguin: yes

he killed a copter

Swan: hahaha

so 5

Penguin: first beer

(Referring to Seagal being suspended/fire for saving the VP but getting into a public firefight)

Swan: mine is almost done

…but he saved the guy

Penguin: action movie trope

Swan: fuck

1 shot (First DMX song)

Penguin: 

crap

right

he is so quiet

Swan: this whole movie is

ps if i remember correctly the spoken word rule wont have any effect in this movie

and yes that is tom arnold

Penguin:

oh?

then we can switch to brother

someone suggested it

I followed along

Swan: your call

could be wrong

i remembered him playing tom arnold

(Fight sequence outside of the Rage meeting)

Penguin:

yes

his delivery

no

this isn’t

Swan: at least one broke bone

Penguin: we don’t have kicks right?

Swan:

no

one broken bones

Penguin: is she the love interest?

 

Swan:

spoken word rule doesn’t apply to shots right?

Penguin:

no?

Swan:

i mean spoken word rule doesn’t apply to songs right?

Penguin

yup

Swan:

thank gosd

told you

FUCK

!

shot!

god damn it

Swan

i wish i had another bottle of whisky

i don’t know if i can do vodka shots

isn’t this only like a year difference?

(We use our judgement for certain rules. The same DMX song played at the end of a scene)

Penguin:

they don’t even count?

no

wait

Swan

same song?

Penguin

this same song

not gonna count it

he (DMX) already has more screen time than romeo must die

Swan:

yeah

romeo must die it was stupid he got 3rd billing

think he has 2nd billing

OH SHIT!

Penguin

that’s her

er

rosaro dawson?

Swan:

eva mendes

and i think anderson broke out the N

yeah!!! GAS AXE!

those are awesome

Penguin

of course he is

(At this point, not even sure what scenes we’re referring to… sorry!)

Penguin 

ok?

Swan

do we want to change it to Boyd?

black dynamite!

Penguin

d for over the top?

Swan

sure

did you know Black Dynamite also played Doomsday!?

Penguin

no

Swan

he did!

(Referring to Seagal just happen to be driving by all the hot crime spots two nights in a row)

Penguin 

he just happens to be everywhere, eh?

Swan 

yup

Penguin

still good

he’s crooked

Swan 

the white one?

Penguin 

yes

Swan 

the way this movie is played, everyone other than seagal is dirty

and this guy is gonna die

(Making a judgment call based on like 45 minutes of the movie)

Swan

think i hear a shot coming on

Penguin

feel like we should have drank for whenever they said dog haha

Swan 

new rule?

Penguin 

sure n word hasn’t been used

Swan

heard it once or twice

does that count as n word?

Penguin

that flip

nut shot

 (The first of MANY “twists”)

Penguin

called it

Swan

i cant call anything having seen most of this movie years ago

 

Penguin 

want a new nightmare?

Swan 

Penguin

Tom Arnold and Rob Schneider buddy cop

Swan

ahahahahahahha

which is the tough one

Penguin

should we know who he is?

Swan

its black dynamite

and the few scenes we have seen him in he has been a good dude

(Reveal of the “final” boss and major action sequence where Seagal is kidnapped)

Penguin 

heroine.. t-shirts?

why not just kill him?

Swan

frame job

think im on second beer still

Penguin

yup

 (Van scraps the top of another car)

Penguin 

why did that explode

Swan 

shhhhhh

Penguin 

weird transition

already night

wait

did he change out of his suit

what was the point f the dressing up scene

Swan

shhhh

you are clearly paying more attention than i am

 

Swan

we shoulsd have had an anthony anderson rule

Penguin

a double double cross

Swan 

yup

 (Talking about how slow the drinking has been)

Penguin

so opening scene finished one beer

hr later

almost done second

haha

Swan

our rules are basically fight centric

Penguin

but not these fights

haha

Swan 

ahahahaha

drink for that line

tim hortons

this guy is totally going to die

Penguin 

random wife appearance

Swan

yup

O SNAP!

(Climax. When all allegiances are put on the table)

Penguin 

sweet jeebsus, you were right

 

Swan 

BADASS!

DRINK

 

Penguin

for over the top deaths

come on

hooking a helicopter ladder to a random thing on the roof

and jacket?

Swan 

haha

weird….

(Referring to Anthony Anderson/Tom Arnold final scene)

Penguin 

yup

good thing no annoying sidekicks rule

Swan 

yeah

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